My favorite Blancheisms

If there is one thing you learn about me pretty quickly, it’s that I love, love, love the Golden Girls. This is the first in a four-part series of my favorite quotes from each Golden Girl. Some are wise, some are funny, and some are just ridiculous.

And now, without further adieu, my favorite Blanche Devereaux quotes.

Game Show Host: Better late than
Blanche: pregnant.

I swear with God as my witness, I will never pick up another man!… in a library… on a Saturday… unless he’s cute… and drives a nice car… Amen

Dorothy: Is that all you care about? Money and applause?
Blanche: And sex. For which I usually *get* applause.

(To Sophia) My mistake. I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.

(talking about Sophia)
Oh, sometimes I wish she was my mother … so i could be the one to put her in Shady Pines.

Rose: You know what I think?
Blanche: That reindeer really know how to fly?

(Rose and Blanche are in nuns outfits)
Dorothy: Uh, Uncle Angelo, these are my two best friends. I’d like you to meet, uh, uh—-
Rose: (stepping forward) I’m Sister Rose.
Blanche: (Stepping Forward) And I’m Sister Blanche. (Looks down at her bra in her hands) And we’re collecting lingerie for needy, sexy people!

Rose: Is it possible to love two men at one time?
Blanche: I don’t know, set the scene. Have we been drinking?

(To Dorothy)
My sisters refused to play with me because I was so beautiful. Do you know what that’s like?…no, of course you don’t.

He is so sophisticated and charming and rich and handsome. He fairly screams Blanche. At least he will when I’m through with him.